EST 2026 · WASATCH FRONT · SALT LAKE CITY
3 hours. 6 stops. Downtown Salt Lake. One loud guide who will — without being asked — tell you exactly why the pastrami at Feldman's is better than anything you had in Brooklyn.
Seven moles, one line, one peanut mole that will haunt you. West Temple institution since '85.
MOLEPastrami burger. Yes, pastrami ON a burger. Don't fight it.
BURGERHouse-cured. 3-day brine. NYC transplants finally shut up.
PASTRAMIPotato bacon slice. Refuting every "pizza sucks here" take, one slice at a time.
PIZZAHand-folded xiao long bao. Hidden in a strip mall like all the best things here.
DUMPLINGSSoft serve. Brown-butter cornbread. Outrageous. Walk finishes here.
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$75 per person. Thursday through Sunday. We cap every walk at 10 eaters.
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Meet at the corner of Main & Pierpont. Wear shoes you can walk 2 miles in.
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Six stops over three hours. Food is included. Drinks are on you if you want them.
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You will argue about Salt Lake with strangers for the next week. Consider it homework.
"Moved here from Brooklyn. Owe this tour an apology."
"I brought my parents. They now defend Salt Lake at dinner parties."
"Better than the tour I did in Mexico City. Fight me."
$75 gets someone the full walk. No expiration. They pick the date. You look like the hero who finally took them somewhere good.
BUY A GIFT CARD →$75
Yes. All six stops, all tastings. Drinks (beer, cocktails, fancy coffee) are on you if you want them — most stops have good options.
About 3 hours covering roughly 2 miles, mostly flat downtown. We stop a lot and we don't rush. Bring comfortable shoes.
Absolutely. Tell us at booking — vegetarian and gluten-free are easy, vegan takes a day's notice, allergies we handle case by case.
We walk. It's Salt Lake — dress for the Wasatch, not the beach. We only cancel for actual unsafe weather (lightning, ice), in which case you get a free reschedule.
Yes. Bachelor/bachelorette, corporate retreats, birthdays. Reach out and we'll build the route around what you want to eat.
You won't. But if you genuinely don't love it by stop #3, walk away — no charge. Hasn't happened yet.
Look for the red badge. Or the loud person. Usually both.
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